French Word(s) of the Day: la pleine lune (lah plen loon)- the full moon
Did last week feel like it lasted forever to anyone else? By the end of Monday, I knew I was in trouble because I was convinced it was already Thursday. There was a full moon, and the crazies came out in full force!
I got asked how to use a phone and how to send an email. (In case anyone was wondering, the most common resolution to any tech problem is “please turn on the machine.”) Someone also asked me how to use Google. I showed them, but it was extremely rough going there for awhile. They just could not find that “search” button. (Yes, the one in the middle of the screen.) I almost sent them this: http://lmgtfy.com/?q=how+to+use+google
But I didn’t because I like not being fired.
Of course, I could just be suffering from all those mood swings I was promised. Maybe I just had less tolerance for stupidity? Considering everyone else at work felt the same way, I don’t think it was just me. Luckily, there was a ton of food left over, so everyone just kept eating their feelings.
Having so much food on hand meant I was eating brownies and cookies at least twice a day. My stomach has been extremely displeased with my decisions. (But really, just try to turn down a chocolate peanut butter brownie. See? You can’t even resist based off the name! You’re probably all Googling it now!) As a result, I swelled up a bit this weekend.
I was okay by Sunday afternoon. There’s nothing a little Pilates, yoga, and dark chocolate can’t fix. Except Global Warming.
Stay sane, everyone.