Lactose Intolerance

French Word of the Day: essence (es- sawn-suh)- essence

I had a fabulous 25th birthday.  I felt extremely spoiled by the end of it.  There was lots of merriment and food, just as every quarter century celebration should have.

One thing I’ve developed courtesy of some of my medication is lactose intolerance.  I didn’t even know medicine could cause that until I got sick every time I ate a pint of Ben and Jerry’s.  (Don’t judge.  You know you’ve done it.) It became a problem when I lived in Paris because those French people are practically made entirely of dairy products, but I’ve been doing decently okay here.

I used to still be able to tolerate butter, but I haven’t been able to after this last round of medicines.  As you might imagine, this has limited my options at restaurants.  They like to sneak it in, so I always have to ask.  I’ve had the following conversation 3 times in the last 5 days:

Me: Does this have dairy in it?

Server: It has eggs.

Me: Eggs aren’t dairy.

Server: Are you sure?

I must have missed the memo somewhere, because a large number of people are convinced that eggs come from milk.

My new butter intolerance has led to a bigger problem: I cannot eat the frosting on cake.  Frosting is an essential part of cake, ergo I am missing the essence of cake.  And guys, essence is important.  And you know what’s more important than essence?  Cake.

But luckily, my friends were on top of the situation.  My friend, Mike, researched dairy-free cakes, went out and bought a bunch of vegan butter and made me a beautiful, vegan red velvet cake.

Vegan Cake

Can we please appreciate for a moment how lovely Mike’s cake handwriting is?

Thank God for those vegans.  What would lactose intolerant people do without them?  I’ll tell you: not eat cake.

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About The Meghan

I'm a lupus survivor who spent a year and a half in France. Now, I'm trying to incorporate the best parts of French culture into an American lifestyle.
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5 Responses to Lactose Intolerance

  1. Amy, Meghan's favorite cousin says:

    I give you credit for tolerating intolerance!! I don’t think i could tolerate intolerance! …and yes, I have absolutely eaten a pint id ice cream, unfortunately many times! Mr. Oberweis was my beat therapist during my divorce. Bravo to your friend, Mike!!! Was that really his handwriting?

  2. Connor Chadwick says:

    That cake looks so good right about now!

  3. donna fostvedt says:

    I have been lactose intolerant most of my life so I get where you’re coming from. Luckily now I don’t even like ice cream which makes my choices so much easier and let’s not even get going on all my other food sensitivities.
    Best news of all though is that I’ve never been allergic to Coffee!!!!
    I’m glad that your birthday went well and I hope by now you’ve received our Birthday card – no telling with small town post offices.

  4. Mary Rolfes says:

    Birthday wishes to you Miss Meghan! You have good friends — or I should say, your friends have good taste. 🙂

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